“Look, I’m not saying you’re – “

“You don’t think I’m pretty?”

“No! I mean, your gorgeous. Just look at you! Any man would be lucky to catch your, um, eye.”

“You’re just teasing me now.”

“I really mean it. I just, um, can’t right now. I’ve got a thing.”

“You’re the third one to say that tonight. Everyone just lies to me.”

“So, um, do you want me to be honest?”

“Yes! Please! That would be so refreshing.”

“Maybe next time. Um, next time lead with something other than ‘Your soul looks tasty, may I devour it?’”